Freeasthewind

Hope you all have a good weekend

What? Where? When?

When I was little,
I used to believe in the concept of one best friend,
and then I started to become a woman.

And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,
God would show you the best in many friends.

One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.
Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.
Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.

One friend will say, "Let's cry together,"
an ot her, "Let's fight together,"
another, "Let's walk away together."

One friend will meet your spiritual need,
another your shoe fetish,
another your love for movies,
another will be with you in your season of confusion,
another will be your clarifier,
another the wind beneath your wings.

But whatever their assignment in your life,
on whatever the occasion,
on whatever the day,
or wherever you need them to meet you with their gym shoes on and hair pulled back,
or to hold you back from making a complete fool of yourself ..
those are your best friends.

It may all be wrapped up in one woman ,
but for many, it's wrapped up in several...
one from 7th grade,
one from high school,
several from the college years,
a couple from old jobs,
on some days your mother,
on some days your neighbor,
on others, your sisters,
and on some days, your daughters.

So whether they've been your friend for 20 minutes or 20 years,
AND ONLY IF YOU'D LIKE TO,
pass this on to the women that God has placed in your life
to make a difference.

I just gave my debit card to the twins trying to explain how they are to get the money out. Because ATM only allows 300 and so they will have to go to the store and by a pack of cigs for jodi and then get 95 in change. If they can do it. I have a feeling I should have just left work and done it and come back. Anyway at least the sun is shining and now if I can just not look at the twats around here. Gawd how nosey they can be. I have to hit 60 transfers first just for spite I have beat them three times in a roll now. Anyway injoy the pic and the enjoyment.

I only know the names of two angels - "Hark" and "Harold" ...
Gregory, Age 5

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.
Antonia, Age 9

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
Henry, Age 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
Sarah, Age 7

Angels don't eat but they drink milk from holy cows.
Jack, Age 6

Angels work for God and watch over kids whenever He has to go do something else.
Mitchell, Age 7

Angels live in cloud houses made by God's son, who's a very good carpenter.
Jared, Age 8

I hear angels all the time in my dreams. And I'm sticking with that no matter how many people tell me I'm crazy.
Molly, Age 8

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
Regan, Age 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
Sara, Age 6

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
Matthew, Age 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
Katelyn, Age 9

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why but scientists are working on it.
Olive, Age 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it.
Vicki, Age 8

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead.
Daniel, Age 9

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't' do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth mont h.
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The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier:

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squi rt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering:

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees. __________________________________________________

Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
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Pass this on to everyone you know who has children . . or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had children . . . (The older the mother, the funnier this is!)

GRANDCHILDREN: God's reward for allowing your children to live!

THIS ONE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

Can you figure out how this works?

1) Go to the link below. After reading each window, click on the boy in the lower right corner of the picture.

2) In the last window type in your answer in the white box using the keyboard (there is NO cursor).

3) Watch the paper in the boy's hand. You will be amazed, and no, I don't know how it's done.

http:digicc.com/fido

· Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

· Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

· Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

· Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

· Wait a minute - if this is his spleen, then what's that?

· Hand me that... uh... thingie.

· Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

· Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

· I hate it when they're missing stuff in here...

· Cool! Now make his leg twitch!

· Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

· And now we remove the subject's brain and place it into the body of the ape.

· Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

· This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

· Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

· What do you mean "You want a divorce"?!

· FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!

· Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

· Just exactly which part are you showing me now?

· I think this should be attached to that…

Just thought this was a good way to start the weekend. Much love
"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."

My soul wants a chili dog

It takes constant effort

Happy Birthday!!!! Have a good weekend

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.

Chorus:
Greensleeves was all my joy
Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady greensleeves.

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.

chorus

I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.

chorus

If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

chorus

My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

chorus

Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

chorus

Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

chorus

Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.

chorus

Monday I dropped my Daughter and my grandson off in Onieda 4hour round trip at my ex's house. Warning her she would have to stay until Sunday my day off. Well he misses Nana. And BA misses Jodi so tomorrow morning before work going in late(which I hate to do) I have to make that 4+hour trip to get them. Tomorrow is going to be a long drive. yuck Believe me no one would go out of thier way for me like that. And you see they are not worried about how stressful this is on me. Just hope the old metro will make there and back. And no popo follow me like they did on the way back. Oh well, here now and the iron works as my sainted grandma use to say

S-24,H-10,E-20,R-9,Y-20,L-31= 114!!!
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below, then write it at the bottom!
under 45 points= NOT TOO SEXY...sorry
46-75 points= PRETTY SEXY
76-99 points= VERY DAMN SEXY!
100+ points= YOU ARE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
m=25 i=10 k=30 e=20
A=23
B=14
C=9
D=28
E=20
F=12
G=3
H=10
I=10
J=11
K=30
L=31
M=25
N=30
O=13
P=2
Q=12
R=9
S=24
T=8
U=11
V=10
W=10
X=3
Y=20
Z=23
DON'T FORGET TO POST YOUR RESULTS THANK

I am so fed up with the place wanting us to get transfers to the agents for them to get clients and In this one program you have to give them a 5 letter id to transfer them. And the agents can't get it right. 5min dam 5mins and I still couldnt get an agent!!!! Not saying I lost the transfer. But hey dial dial dial transfer transfer. If I get one more email saying that I will scream so loud and they think I scream now. I want to reach through the phone and pull the agents tongue out

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
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> THROUGH THE DESERT.
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> DURING SOME POINT OF THE
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> JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
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> ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
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> SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
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> IN THE FACE.
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>
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> THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
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> WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
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> SAYING ANYTHING,
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> WROTE IN THE SAND:
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> TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
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> SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
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>
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> THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
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> UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
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> WHERE THEY DECIDED
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> TO TAKE A BATH
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>
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> THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
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> SLAPPED, GOT STUCK IN THE
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> MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
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> BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
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> AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
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> THE NEAR DROWNING,
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> HE WROTE ON A STONE:
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> "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
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> SAVED MY LIFE ".
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>
>
> THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
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> AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
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> ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU,
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> YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
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> YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"
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>
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> THE FRIEND REPLIED
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> "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
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> WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
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> IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
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> FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
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> BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES
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> SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
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> WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
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> WHERE NO WIND
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> CAN EVER ERASE IT."
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> LEARN TO WRITE
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> YOUR HURTS IN
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> THE SAND AND TO
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> CARVE YOUR
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> BENEFITS IN STONE.
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>
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> THEY SAY IT TAKES A
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> MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL
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> PERSON, AN HOUR TO
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> APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY
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> TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN
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> AN ENTIRE LIFE
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> TO FORGET THEM.
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>
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> SEND THIS PHRASE TO
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> THE PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER
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> FORGET. I JUST DID.
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>
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> IF YOU DON'T
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> SEND IT TO ANYONE,
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> IT M EANS YOU'RE IN A
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> HURRY AND THAT YOU'VE
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> FORGOTTEN YOUR FRIENDS.
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> TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE!
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> DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS
>
> YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE
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> WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE !
>
>

tell you what she thinksI guess that makes me everyones friend

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one!

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine . I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry...
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and..
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...........thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!