Freeasthewind

Getting even
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...

Read Mrs F and it really reminded me of something that made me look rather odd to the young man sitting next to me. I was at work and I took a call and as I was talking to the customer I thought that the computer screen was looking rather blurred. So as I always wear my glasses on top of my head I reached up to get them and put them on and they werent there. Well, they werent around the computer so as I was talking to the customer I leaned over and told the young man I was going to have to go home as I had forgotton my glasses. He just looked at me sort of weird., Well, Here goes--- I got off the phone I told him again I was going to have to go and get my glasses He held up a mirror and low and behold they were on my face. Had them on all the time. He nearly fell out of his chair laughing. I cleaned my glasses and went about my job. So there is a big numptyness for you all

have been tagged by two friends so here are my seven facts about me.

The rules are:

"Each person tagged gives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs the 7 facts, as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag seven others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan on tagging a note in their comments so they know that they have been tagged and to read your blog."

Seven random facts about me.

(1). I like listening to Frank Sinatra.

(2). I like to sit my swing and listen to the birds.

(3). I like to go out dancing.

(4). I like meeting people.

(5). I like to know that I am able to help people with whatever I have learned along the way .

(6). I don't need a lot of fancy things just warmth from a few friends

(7). I like my memories and like making memories

Now I tag, everyone else that would like to play