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Well it is humpday and Halloween hope you all have a good day. am running a bit late today. Co-worker is picking me up and wee will be off to starbucks. Just a little bit of coffee to wake me up. Don't let the spooks and goblins get ya this evening and get lots of candy. Must hop on my broom and be off See ya all later

I must say the weekend wasnt bad and am looking forward to another weekend. Went a round with the two cab companines in this town. Can't picked up until afternoon. Have to be at work at 9. So I bit the bullet and had to call my brother and beg a ride. He is coming but I know his wife is having a fit. But I have to get to work. Oh well, I could remind him of all the times I took him and his friends across the river to thier girlfriends houses. Years ago. I am just calling in a favor. butI won't make a habit of it. Anyway It is monday and my granddaughters birthday. 2 years old. anyway have a good monday and I will be back with you all this eveing.

Well it finally friday. IT has been a long week. Poor BA was injured (that is a story in it's self)It is cooler at least. Have the weekend planned but you know how plans go by the way side. Need to get ready my ride will be here soon

It is a beautiful morning sun is shining. It is a little chilly out but it probley isnt as chilly but the wind is blowing pretty hard which is probley why it is so chilly. I am looking forward to todya. Caleb is coming home, and I won't have to take care of Scott's dogs. Love em but don't want to take care of them while they cant' go out bythiere selves right now. And I feel I have not given BA enough of my attention, Promised him a treat today. Will be on more now. am feeling a lot better thean I have for a while. have a good sunday

Something to ponder going into the weekend
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense
at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
AM. It could be a right number.

13. Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his
team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to
like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD
LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden
Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you
are probably dead.

I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get yo ur mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Can't believe it is humpday already. Most of you have been out about your day for a while it is 8:03am It is C day for two of the dogs and the tomcat we finally recovered last night. they are on the way to the vet as we speak. Then when they get back I am off to work. Am finally on the phone. Will not comment now on how bad training did not prepare usand crappy the calls are with hardly no knowledge. Anyway I made it through the first day. I missed Monday went to the doctor and finally got my meds. so should be on the up side soon. How dingy I was yesterday I worked over an hour by mistake. Don't ask me don't know what I was thinking or wasnt thinking. I will be off friday as my grandson will be bornand I am watching Haley. Work will probely be mad. but oh well for them. So three days off. Moneywise now I am hurting a little. Sun is on it's way up so that is plus. So Hump day is back and quickly sliding by. Have a good day all

It is friday how we wait for this day all week. Well, two animals fixed and 4 to go. Felt so sorry for BA when we picked him up. But the deed has been done. This is the last day of training and Monday we hit the phones. Then we shall seee how all thier promises are kept. I will be working 9-5:30 means I can sleep an extra hour. I hope we get off I am earlier today but I won't hold my breath. Anyway the day is looking up as the weekend is over the horzion

Wednesday is a nice day it is cooler and I got a pain pill and sleep with no pain for the first time in months. Two more days and off for the weekend. Things are looking up. No mention of the automobile*sign* But, day is starting off a little better. Weird getting up into the dark again. Hope you all have a happy hump day

Well here is something else to chuckle over

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!

And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!

Have a great day.............

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
Because they are plugged into a genius)

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(They don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(Dont know.....it never happened)

(Cmon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal
favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !

Just had to put on something to laugh about on this tuesday

Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.

"It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"

Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.

"You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'"

'Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!" He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!

To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come asneakin' up behind Daddy. Then as we all looked on plumb helpless old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy's crack!

"Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"

Am running late as usual. I don't care what time I get up I can't get ready on time. Oh well 4 more days and the weekend am ready for it even though I Haven't started this week yet. Hope you all have a good day. The heat is suppose to break today and I say it is about time. Well better get on the stick or I will be late

Well, it is finally friday. And we will grazing through the day as we are bringing in food. i made a carmel pie. and some triscuits. Spent last night chasing two dogs around the neighborhood. Finally got them home at 11:30 Stupid dogs. But,did get to watch surviour. Hope all you have a good friday. It is going to be hot here almost 90. But, one think you know about Indiana wait a minute and the weather change again. Well better head out see ya alll later

Well it does seem like two more days and the weekend will be upon us. Looks to be a sunny day but it is still dark at 7:11am. I really need to get up earlier. Anyway am looking for a different car. the hand that turns on the lights and turning signal broke off last night. Am hoping son can fix it. If not I will end up with a car that is what I call a big boat. Which is his choice not mine. Oh well I guess as long as it gets me down the road. I could really do with a slow day today but when I get home I am going to make a Eagle Brand Evaporated Milk Carmel pie to take to work Friday. we are eating our way through training. Well, I guess i am going to finish getting ready. Maybe a little makeup to day so I don't scare anyone LOL. Hope you all have a good day

1. Never put yourself last.

2. Always own a pair of old, faded jeans.

3. Count your blessings every day.

4. When you extend a helping hand to one person, be careful not to kick someone else in the teeth.

5. Acknowledge your successes along with your downfalls.

6. Burn the candle that has been in storage for the last two years.

7. Strive for progress, not perfection.

8. Remember, the voice telling you that you cannot do something is always lying.

9. At least once a day sit and do nothing.

10. Don't close your heart so tightly against life's pain that you shut out life's blessings.

11. Celebrate all your birthdays no matter how old you get.

12. Examine your life for limitations and ask yourself why you put them there.

13. Plant a tree, pull weeds, or get your hands dirty.

14. Diminish your wants instead of increasing your needs.

15. Cry when you feel like it.

16. Rejoice in other people's triumphs.

17. Don't wait for someone else to laugh or express joy.

18. Forgive yourself for any mistake you make, no matter how big or small.

19. Keep good company.

20. Never take a pill for a pain you need to feel.
21. Use your enthusiasm to put yourself in forward gear and give yourself a spark to move ahead.

22. Look in the eyes of the ones you love when you are talking to them.

23. Remember that one is a whole number.

24. Walk in a summer rain shower without an umbrella.

25. Do a kind deed for someone else.

26. Keep your eyes and ears open to get the messages you need from people and events in your daily life.

27. Be patient.

28. Eat something green.

29. Change what you can and leave the rest alone.

30. Walk hand and hand with truth.

31. Make laughter and joy a greater part of your life than anger and grief.

32. Embrace solitude instead of running from it.

33. Be zealous, not jealous.

34. Forgive anyone you've been holding a grudge against.

35. Slow down and enjoy the present.

36. Walk in others' shoes before judging them.

37. Send yourself a kind message.

38. Remind yourself that the company you keep is a reflection of what you think of yourself.

39. Go on a picnic.

40. Accept your fears, no matter how crazy they seem.

41. Don't let other people's opinions shape who you are.

42. Say a prayer.

43. Never attribute your accomplishments to luck or chance.

44. Know when to say no.

45. Look at the positive side of negative situation.

46. Remember that you are a spiritual being in a physical body.

47. Avoid seeking out other people for constant approval, because it make them the master and you the slave.

48. Go fly a kite.

49. Avoid fads and bandwagons.

50. Accept the things you cannot change.

51. Look inside instead of outside yourself for answers to life's problems.

52. Remember that all feelings are okay.

53. Shield yourself from bad influences.

54. Stand up for what you believe in.

55. Respect the wishes of others when they say no.

56. Seize every moment and live it fully.

57. Give away or sell anything you haven't used in the past five years.

58. Never downgrade yourself.

59. Take responsibility for what you think, feel, and do.

60. Pamper yourself.

61. Never say or do anything abusive to a child.

62. Let yourself be God powered instead of flying solo.

63. Volunteer to help someone in need.

64. Refrain from overindulging in food, drink, and work.

65. Finish unfinished business.

66. Be spontaneous.

67. Find a constructive outlet for your anger.

68. Think about abundance instead of lack, because whatever you think about expands.

69. Think of yourself as a survivor, not a victim.

70. Cuddle an animal.

71. Be open to life.

72. See success as something you already have, not something you must attain.

73. Experience the splendor and awe of a sunset.

74. When you score a base hit, don't wish it were a home run.

75. Learn to be in the present moment.

76. Instead of believing in miracles, depend on them.

77. Take a child to the circus.

78. Change your attitude and your whole life will change.

79. Never turn your power over to another person.

80. When your heart is at odds with your head, follow your heart.

81. Always remember that the past is gone forever and the future never comes.

82. Live your life according to what is right for you.

83. Acknowledge your imperfections.

84. Plant a tree and watch it grow.

85. See "friend" instead of "enemy" on the face of strangers.

86. Watch an army of ants build their houses and cities and carry food ten times their weight.

87. Believe in something bigger than yourself.

88. Let the playful child within you come out.

89. Make haste slowly.

90. Work through your problems step by step and one day at a time.

91. Accept compliments from others so you can see the truth about yourself.

92. Sit on the lawn without worrying about grass stains.

93. Don't condemn yourself for your imperfections.

94. Do a humility check periodically by loving the truth about yourself.

95. Tell someone you appreciate them.

96. Never live your life according to what is right for someone else.

97. Talk less and listen more.

98. Admit your wrongdoing and forgive yourself for it.

99. Thrive on inner peace instead of on crises.

100. Affirm all the good things about yourself.

Why is is so hard to get going in the mornin. Alarm goes off and ya just lay there. Then it is run run run. It is raining and decided I am going to use the casual day certificate and were jeans and a (what my kids) call old lady sweat shirt. and grocs with socks. At least my feet won't hurt. Anyway two more days and the weekend. Ready for that. Hope you all have a good day. Have to stop and get gone

Be sure and refill the ice trays, we are going to have company after while.
Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter in the mail today.
Quit slamming that screen door!
Be sure to pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like it might shower -- and bring in the clothes on the line, too.
Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.
Wash your feet before you go to bed, they are nasty from playing bare footed outside all day.
Why can't you remember to roll up your pants legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up.
You have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.
Don't you go outside with your good school clothes on!
Hang up your Sunday School clothes, you know you need to pass them down to your b rother in good condition.
Go comb your hair. It looks like the rats have nested in it all night.
Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle. I need it for baking and Pa's coffee.
Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.
Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it.
Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!

Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him.
You boys stay close by, the car may not start and I will need you to help push it off
There is a dollar in my purse, go by the service station and get five gallons of gas when you start to town.
Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot.
You can walk to the store; it won't hurt you to get some exercise. Maybe you will learn to be more careful with your bicycle.
Don't sit to close to the TV it is hard on your eyes.
If you pull that stunt again, I am going to wear you out!
Don't lose that button, I will sew it back on after while.
Wash under your neck before you come to the table, you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.
Get out from under that sewing machine, pumping it messes up the thread!
Do you want to go get me a switch?
Be sure and fill the lamps this morning so we don't have to do that tonight in the dark .
Here, take this old magazine to the outhouse (toilet) when you go, we are almost out of paper out there.
Go out to the well and draw a bucket of water for me to wash dishes in.
Don't turn the radio on now, I want the battery to be up when the Grand Ole Opry comes on.
No! I don't have five cents for you to go to the show, do you think money grows on trees?
Eat those vegetables; they will make you big and strong like your daddy.
That dog is NOT coming in this house! I don't care how cold it is out there, dogs just don't come in the house.
Sit still! I am trying to get your hair cut straight and you keep moving and it is getting botched up.
Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words like that. I will wash your mouth out with soap again!
It is time for your system to be cleaned out, I'm going to give you a dose of Castor Oil in the morning.
If you get a spanking i n school and I find out about it, you will get another one when you get home.
Quit crossing your eyes! They will get hung that way!
Soak your foot in this pan of coal oil so that cut won't get infected.
When you take your driving test don't forget your hand signals each turn. Left arm straight out the window for a left turn, and left arm bent up to the sky at the elbow for a right turn and straight down to the side of the door when you are going to stop.
It is "Yes, sir!" and "No, sir" to me and your elders young man, and don't you forget it!
While we are at Aunt Mary's and Uncle John's you kids eat when the adults get though and I don't want to hear "I don't like this stuff". You better keep your mouth shut and eat everything on your plate.
Well, that ought to keep us remembering some of the finer things of the past, some good and some not so good, and young man i f I hear you repeat one word of this I will beat the daylights out of you, do you understand that?!!

Yep, too bad we can't have some of them back without going to jail.

Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least innvolved among us.

Here is the glorious Winner:
1. When his 38 - caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the Honorable Mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space...understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the purse snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

** A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER*
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Monday is here!!!

okay, some will say "OH NO!!!"

Come on now!!

Time to FACE THE DAY!!

come on......try to get it going!!

don't try to hide now!!

come on, I can see you!!!

let's try just a little to put a smile on that face!!

there ya go...........keep trying [we know what ya may have done on the weekend!!]

-you were SMILING THEN!! heh,heh: ---->

unless...you didn't get any....um........well, no company:

[okay....how did he know!!--->

Let's get a good start moving it!!.....a little exercise!!

that's right-for starters!! Now, MORE:

and.....more: S-T-R-E-T-C-H those legs!!

.then, sit back at your desk.....lean you head back-then to the right,back,and
to the left...back..... few more times!!

get those neck muscles in shape!! feel better yet??

okay!! Just for doing that-you earn:

Now, spread them legs!! [your saying: WHAT'S HE TRYING TO DO WITH ME HERE??]

hey, I was just going to have you stretch your legs out from your desk-get your circulation going, that's all. [heh,heh]

right leg out----further...then back!! Now left leg stretched out-back...Good enough!!

Okay, now that ya tried your exercises, I'd better give you some Flowers!!

Hmmm I will deliver "by hand"..... HERE YA GO!!

heh,heh!!