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If you're thinking about hoarding, there's no time like the present. Shop now and avoid the Doomsday rush!

And just because it's the dusk of civilization doesn't mean you'll have to settle for the same ol' same ol' night after night. There are countless SPAM Recipes on the internet. (The SPAM pizza pockets and Maui SPAM Muffins are two of my favorites.)
And even though SPAM has roughly the shelf life of carbon, when you finally run out you can relive the good old days with this SPAM-scented candle.

Yes, believe it or not, the day is coming when you will miss the smell of premasticated pork product.
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A NIGHTMARE of SPAM

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